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The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir."
"What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss.
"Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'is that you, you old fool?"

Where is Dracula's American office?
The Vampire State Building.

A butler came running into his important master's office.
"Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him."