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What do you get if you cross an octopus and a skunk ?
An octopong !

How can you tell if two octuspus' are lovers ?
They walk arm in arm in arm in arm !

Girl: Do you know what family the octopus belongs to?
Boy: No one in our street.

What do you call a neurotic octopus?
A crazy, mixed-up squid.

What does an octopus wear when it's cold?
A coat of arms.

How do eels get around the seabed?
They go by octobus.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?
Two octopuses shaking hands.

What is an octopus?
An eight-sided cat.

What do octopuses play in their spare time?
Name that tuna.