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Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go in pairs.

Just before the Ark set sail, Noah saw his two sons fishing over the side. "Go easy on the bait, guys," he said. "Remember I've only got two worms."

What was Noah's occupation?
Preserving pears.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat?