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What happened when a vicar saw a zombie with nothing on his neck?
He made a bolt for it.

What happened to the lovesick vampire?
He became a neck-romancer.

What happened at the vampires' race?
They finished neck and neck

What do romantic vampires do?
Neck.

Witch: You should keep control of your little boy. He just bit me on the ankle.
Vampire: That's only because he couldn't reach your neck.

Why do people hate being bitten by vampires?
Because it's a drain in the neck.

What did the vampire say when he saw the neck of the sleeping man?
Breakfast in bed!

What is red, sweet and bites people in the neck?
A jampire.

First Vampire: I don't think much of your sister's neck.
Second Vampire: Never mind - eat the vegetables instead.