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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott a nasty look about it, has this place. Is it haunted?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora who?
Dora steel is needed to ward off the nasty witches.

I always think twice before speaking. I expect it gives you time to think up something really nasty.