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Doctor, doctor, Cuthbert keeps biting his nails!
That's not serious in a child. But Cuthbert bites his toe nails.

First cannibal: Your son's very full of himself isn't he?
Second cannibal: Yes, that's because he bites his nails.

"I'm very worried about my little boy's nailbiting habit," a woman said to her doctor.
"Nailbiting is very common in youngsters," said the doctor.
"What! Six inch rusty ones?"

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails?
He cut all his fingers off.

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