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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip to outer space?
He wanted to find Pluto.

What goes "eek, eek, bang?"
A mouse in a minefield.

Which mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser.

What's grey and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
A mouse sandwich.

What goes "dot, dot, dash, squeak?"
Mouse code.

How do you save a drowning rodent?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation.

What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
Mouse organ.

Hickory dickory dock
The mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
And the rest got away with minor injuries.

How do mice celebrate when they move house?
With a mouse warming party.

Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Caterpillar.
Caterpillar who?
Caterpillar a few mice for you.