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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Moth.
Moth who?
Motht people know the anthwer.

A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin."

How can you make a moth ball ?
Hit it with a fly swatter.

Why wouldn't they let the butterfly into the dance?
Because it was a moth ball

How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?
Because a rolling stone gathers no moths.