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What do you call a ghost's mother and father?
Transparents.

Try to be nice to Mother when she comes to stay this weekend, dear.
How can I do that?
Well, fall down when she hits you.

Fred: When my mother was young she had a coming out party.
Harry: When they saw her they probably sent her back in again.

My mother gets migraines.
Probably because her halo's too tight.