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What has antlers and sucks your blood?
Who has large antlers, has a high voice and wears white gloves?
A Scotsman paying his first visit to the zoo stopped by one of the cages. "An' whut animal would that be?" he asked the keeper.
"That's a moose from Canada," came the reply.
"A moose!" exclaimed the Scotsman, "Hoots ? they must ha' rats like elephants over there!"