Home - M - Moose Jokes

What has antlers and sucks your blood?
A moose-quito.

Who has large antlers, has a high voice and wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose.

A Scotsman paying his first visit to the zoo stopped by one of the cages. "An' whut animal would that be?" he asked the keeper.
"That's a moose from Canada," came the reply.
"A moose!" exclaimed the Scotsman, "Hoots ? they must ha' rats like elephants over there!"