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The monster from outer space decided to go on a trip around the universe, so he went to the rocket office to book a ticket to the moon. "Sorry, sir," said the attendant, "the moon is full at the moment."

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Turin.
Turin who?
Turin to a werewolf under a full moon.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Athens.
Athens who?
Athenshadow over the moon.