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What do you do if you find King Kong in the kitchen?
Just don't monkey with him.

What business is King Kong in?
Monkey business.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?
With a monkey wrench.

What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey?
A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.

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