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What did the cannibal mom say to her son who was chasing a missionary?
Stop playing with your food!

What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity.

Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick.
Mom: Well, you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down.