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What does a vampire say to the mirror?
Terror, terror on the wall.

Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly she kept sending her mirror back for repairs?

Did you hear about the witch who looked in the mirror?
It was a shattering experience.

Do you look in the mirror after you've washed?
No, I look in the towel!

Husband: Why have you put a mirror on the television set. dear?
Wife: Because I wanted to see what my family looks like.