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When should you feed goats's milk to a baby?
When it's a baby goat.

What is a skeleton's favorite drink?
Milk - it's so good for the bones.

Did you hear about the witch who was so poisonous she could make her own yoghurt just by staring at a carton of milk for a couple of minutes?

What do we get from naughty cows?
Bad milk!

What do ghosts like in their coffee?
Evaporated milk.

What happened at the badly organized milking contest?
There was udder chaos.