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Parent to Doctor: Will those pills really cure me
Doctor: Well, no one I've given them to has ever come back.

Did you know that Dr Jekyll has created a new medicine?
One sip and you're a new man

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
Coffin medicine.

What is that son of yours doing these days?
He's at medical school.
Oh, what's he studying?
Nothing, they're studying him.

What medicine do you give a sick ant?
Antibiotics.