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What did the cannibal say to the explorer?
Nice to meat you!

Why do some witches eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup.
Yes, ma'am, it's the bad meat that attracts them.

Waiter, waiter! What's this dead fly doing on my meat?
I don't know, ma'am, it must have died after tasting it.

Waiter: And how did you find your meat, sir?
Customer: Oh, I just lifted a potato and there it was.