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What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
He beetled off.

What happened when the man who was about to be shot was offered a cigarette.
He refused it on health grounds.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arnold.
Arnold who?
Arnold man who looks like a wizard.

Did you hear about the man who stole some rhubarb?
He was put into custardy.