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Waiter, waiter! My lunch is talking to me!
Well you asked for a tongue sandwich, sir.

Fred we're having very important guests for lunch today, so clean yourself up and make yourself presentable, please.
Why - they're not going to eat me, are they?

How does Batman's mother call him in for lunch?
Batman, din-ner, din-ner, din-ner, din-ner, din-ner, Bat-man!