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What happened when the young wizard met the young witch?
It was love at first fright.

What's a vampire's favorite love song?
How Can I Ignore the Girl Necks Door.

Will you love me when I'm old and ugly?
Darling, of course I do.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.

Who were the smallest people to fall in love?
Gnomeo and Juliet.

Fred was madly in love with Sally, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. "Darling!" he blurted out, "will you marry me?" "Of course, I will, you silly boy," she replied, "who is it speaking?"

Did you hear about the shortsighted man who fell in love with a piano?
It had such wonderful white teeth, how could he resist it?

Betty: Boys whisper they love me.
Harry: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?