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What is green and slimy and is found at the North Pole?
A lost frog.

Did you hear about the sick dog?
He lost his voice but it's howl right now.

Two witches lost their brooms and crashlanded on an iceberg.
"Do you think we'll be here long?" asked the first. .
"No," said the second, "here comes the Titanic."

What did Enormous Eric win when he lost 50 pounds in weight?
The No-Belly Prize.