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Heard about the vampire who was locked up in an asylum?
He went bats.

Why don't you get locks on cemetery gates?
There's no point - all the ghosts have skeleton keys.

Please sir! Please sir! Why do you keep me locked up in this cage?
Because you're the teacher's pet.

What if you can't work the lock on your door?
Sing until you get the right key.

"What is your occupation?" asked the judge.
"I'm a locksmith, your Honor."
"And what were you doing in the jeweler's shop at three in the morning when the police officers entered?"
"Making a bolt for the door!"