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A little monster was learning to play the violin. "I'm good, aren't I?" he asked his big brother.
"You should be on the radio," said the brother.
"You think I'm that good?"
"No, I think you're terrible, but at least if you were on the radio, I could switch you off."

Waiter, waiter! What's this spider doing in my alphabet soup?
Probably learning to read, sir.