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Did you hear about Lenny the Loafer?
He is so lazy that he sticks his nose out of the window so that the wind will blow it for him.

Did you hear about the competition to find the laziest spook in the world - All the competitors were lined up on stage.
"I've got a really nice, easy job for the laziest person here," said the organizer.
"Will the laziest spook raise his hand?"
All the spooks put up their hands - except one.
"Why didn't you raise your hand?" asked the presenter.
"Too much trouble," yawned the spook.

Roger is so lazy that when he drops something he waits till he has to tie his shoelaces before he'll pick it up.