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A stolen joint

Running into a lawyer’s private office, a butcher yelled angrily, “If a dog steals a hunk of meat from my shop, is his owner obligated to pay?”

“Sure,” replied the lawyer.

“Okay then, your dog just stole half a rib roast worth $20 from my shop.”

“Give him the other half,” said the lawyer, “and it will cover my consultation fee.”

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