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A stolen joint
Running into a lawyers private office, a butcher yelled angrily, If a dog steals a hunk of meat from my shop, is his owner obligated to pay?
Sure, replied the lawyer.
Okay then, your dog just stole half a rib roast worth $20 from my shop.
Give him the other half, said the lawyer, and it will cover my consultation fee.