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A lawyer and his attractive female client are in private consultation.
"Kiss me," she says.
"No," replies the attorney, "that would be unprofessional."
"Oh, please, just kiss me," she whispers.
"No, I can't. It would be a violation of professional ethics," the lawyer says.
"Oh, I really want you to kiss me," she murmurs.
"No, I can't! Don't ask me to," says the lawyer. "I probably shouldn't even be screwing you!"