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You just don't care anymore
She: You just dont care anymore!
He: Youre just upset. Why dont I buy you something to make you feel better?
She: Like what?
He: How about a trip to Europe?
He: What about a new Jaguar?
He: Well, what DO you want?
She: A divorce.
He: (Pause) I wasnt planning on spending that much.