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A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted.
Darling, it was just a shark, said his wife when he came to. Youve got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere.
A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. Which side is it best to lie on? she asked.
The side that pays your fee, replied the doctor.
Four out of five doctors say that if they were stranded on a deserted island with no lawyers, they wouldnt need any aspirin.
Having lawyers make laws is like having doctors make diseases.