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Suicide pact

Two lawyers have a suicide pact; they will jump off the twin towers of the World Trade Center in Manhattan at exactly the same time. Each has nearly the same body type and their weights are identical. One is wearing a brown suit; the other is wearing a blue suit.

Question: Who hits the sidewalk first?

Answer: Who cares!

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