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Lab rats vs Lawyers
Why have scientists begun to use lawyers instead of lab rats for research?
Two reasons: first, they are more plentiful than rats, second, the researchers dont get as attached to them.
One problem, though, is that no one has been able to extrapolate the test results to human beings.
Cmon Guys! Thats only half the joke about researchers, lab rats and lawyers. There are four, well-known reasons why researchers prefer lawyers to rats:
1. Lawyers are more plentiful.
2. They are easier to train.
3. Researchers dont get attached to them.
4. There are some things a rat wont do.