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Man eating lion
A long New Orleans style funeral procession passes by, but instead of a jazz band, its lead by a man walking a lion. Behind the coffin walk at least 200 people. A bystander asks the man, Whats going on?
My lion ate my lawyer and this is his funeral, is the reply.
Could I borrow your lion? asks the bystander. Ive got a lawyer Id like to have eaten.
Sorry, but youll have to get at the end of that line, said the man, pointing to the 200 people following the coffin.