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Head-hunters souvenirs

A group of headcounters sets up a small stand near a well-traveled road. The bill of fare is as follows:

Sautéed Tourist $10

Braised Reporter $12

Fried Diplomat $15

Barbecued Lawyer $110

A customer, noticing the great price differential, asked why lawyers cost so much.

The head-hunter replied, “if you had ever tried to clean one of those devils, you would understand.”

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