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A new lawyer in hell
A new lawyer went to hell. The devil was giving him a tour so he could decide in what area he wanted to spend eternity. Behind door #1 was a flaming lake filled with screaming men. Declining this area, the lawyer looked behind door #2. This room was filled with men being stretched on racks, their screams filling the room. This didn't appeal to the lawyer so they opened door #3. There the lawyer saw Monica Lewinsky on her knees in front of another lawyer. "I wouldn't mind spending eternity here" said the new lawyer. "OK, Monica" said the devil. "Your replacement is here".
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