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A lawyer actually in heaven

By some miracle we still don't understand, a lawyer found himself in the very long serving line of a cafeteria in Heaven. As the newest arrival, he was at the end of the line.

From out of nowhere, a man dressed in a very expensive suit and equally expensive shoes grabbed a tray and proceeded to barge into the line at the head of it.

This naturally irritated the new arrival and, unable to let it go unnoticed, blurted out, "Where does that lawyer get off playing God?"

"Hush," said the woman ahead of him, "that's God pretending to be a lawyer."

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