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A new glass eye
At a meeting of the bar association a famous attorney was boasting about his new glass eye. He claimed that it was so realistic that no one could tell which was the false one. All of the lawyers present nodded in astonished belief while the layman present blurted out, Its obvious that the left one is phony! The attorney, shocked that his secret was so easily discovered, asked the layman how he knew. He replied, Why, its easy, the fake one is the one with a gleam of humanity.