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Who came first
A doctor, an engineer and a lawyer were arguing over whose was the oldest profession. The doctor asserted that, of course, a physician removed Adams rib to create Eve. The engineer disagreed and said, Of course, an engineer had to have constructed the Garden of Eden.
I have you both beaten, the lawyer gloated. Before Adam and Eve, before the Garden of Eden, before all creation, there was a state of chaos, and who but lawyers could have created that?