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Dogs follow their owners
A group of professional men had finished a days hunt and were relaxing around the fire. Their hunting dogs occupied a clearing nearby. One of the men observed that it was remarkable how the dogs had acquired the traits of their owners.
The musicians dog was softly howling strains of the Moonlight sonata. The engineers dog was using his paw to perform calculations in the dust.
The lawyers dog was screwing all the rest.