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An unsure witness
A slightly unsure witness to a car crash kept saying things like, I think the light was yellow, or, I think it was still raining.
The cross-examining lawyer interrupted, saying derisively, We dont care what you think. What do you know?
The harried witness paused for a moment and then replied, Then I may as well leave the witness stand. Since Im not a lawyer, I cant talk without thinking.