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A car thief acquitted
A man charged with stealing a car was acquitted at his trial. Later the same day, he went back to the courtroom and approached the judge.
Your honor, he said, I want to get out a warrant for that crooked lawyer of mine.
Why? asked the judge. She won your acquittal. What do you want to have her arrested for?
Well, your honor, replied the man, I didnt have the money to pay her fee, so she went and took the car I stole.