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A car thief acquitted

A man charged with stealing a car was acquitted at his trial. Later the same day, he went back to the courtroom and approached the judge.

“Your honor,” he said, “I want to get out a warrant for that crooked lawyer of mine.”

“Why?” asked the judge. “She won your acquittal. What do you want to have her arrested for?”

“Well, your honor,” replied the man, “I didn’t have the money to pay her fee, so she went and took the car I stole.”

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