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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.

Did you hear about the lady ghost who did the can-can?
Oooooo-la-la!

Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother's ear.
"Johnny, how many times have I told you," said his mother, "it's rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud."
"All right," said Johnny. "Why does the lady opposite look like an ugly, haggard old witch?"

"Please, ma'am!" said a little boy at kindergarten. "We're going to play elephants and circuses, do you want to join in?"
"I'd love to," said the teacher.
"What do you want me to do?"
"You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts!"

What do you get if you cross a zombie with a boy scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the road.