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How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?
She used steel wool.

Why did the monster knit herself three socks.
Because she grew another foot.

Ronald had broken a rib playing football. He went to the doctor, who asked how he was feeling. "lo keep getting a stitch in my side," he replied. "That's good," said the doctor. "It shows the bone is knitting."