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Why is King Kong big and hairy?
So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?
King Kong in plastic wrap.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?
He didn't like Chinese food.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?
A flat mate.

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?
Give him the biggest bananas.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a frog?
A gorilla that catches airplanes with its tongue.

Where does King Kong sleep?
Anywhere he wants to.

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?
He found it time-consuming.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a parrot?
A messy cage.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?
A flat note.

First man: I can trace my ancestors back to royalty.
Second man: Yeah, right - to King Kong!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
King Kong.
King Kong who?
King Kong's now part of China.

Two policemen in New York were watching King Kong climb up the Empire State Building.
One said to the other, "What do you think he's doing?"
"It's obvious," replied his colleague. "He wants to catch a plane."