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A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his pocket for a sweet, bent down, and offered it to the dog. A passerby remarked what a very kind act that was considering what the dog had done.
"Not at all," said the blind man. "I only wanted to find out which end to kick."

Bob had just missed a shot at goal, which meant the other team won.
"I could kick myself," he groaned, as the players came off the pitch.
"Don't bother," said the captain, '' you'd miss."