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"You never get anything right,"
complained the teacher.
kind of job do you think you'll get
when you leave school?"
"Well, I want to be the weather girl
A teacher was being interviewed for a new job and asked the principal what the hours were.
"We try to have early hours you know. I hope that suits."
"Of course," said the teacher.
"I don't mind how early I leave."
Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies?
Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.
Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary?
It was a dead end job.
You should get a job in the meteorology office.
Why? Because you're an expert on wind.
Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
Good morning, sir. I'm applying for the job as handyman. I see. Well, are you handy?
Couldn't be more so. I only live next door.
An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY.
So he went in and applied for the job!