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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?
He stung her into action.

Did you hear about the stupid jellyfish?
It set!

What fish tastes best with cream?
A jellyfish.

What do you get if you cross a jellyfish with an elephant?
Jelly the Elephant.

What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.

What happened when one jellyfish met another?
They produced jelly babies.