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Did you hear about the man who tried to iron his curtains?
He fell out of the window.

Doctor: Now tell me, how you happened to burn both your ears.
I was doing the ironing when the telephone rang, and I picked up the iron and put that to my ear by mistake.
Doctor: But you burnt both your ears!
Yes, well as soon as I put the phone down it rang again!

Why are most elephants covered in wrinkles?
Have you ever tried to iron a elephant ?