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What is the insect family's favorite game?
Cricket.

Which is the most religious insect in the Middle East?
A mosque-ito.

What did one stick insect say to another?
Stick around.

What insect lives on nothing?
A moth, because it eats holes.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?
An insect that can find its way around a dark wardrobe.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insect.
Insect who?
Insect your name and address here.

What is a grasshopper?
An insect on a pogo stick.

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go!