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Mum, do you think the baby would like some blotting paper to eat?
No, dear, I don't think he would.
Why?
He's just swallowed a bottle of ink...

When is ink like a sheep?
When it's in a pen

What is an inkling?
A baby fountain pen

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?
The Ink-credible Hulk.