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How does an idiot call for his dog?
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water?
He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.

Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed?
He said he wanted to grow some birds.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to stand out here in the cold while some idiot keeps saying "Who's there?"

I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it.

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?
A cuckoo clock.

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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