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What do ghosts like about riding horses?
Ghoulloping.

Why was Dracula so happy at the races?
His horse won by a neck.

A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"

"I asked you to draw a horse and trap," said the art teacher. "You've only drawn the horse. Why?" "Well, sir. I thought the horse would draw the trap."

Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Because it got too heavy to carry.